Tuesday, January 23, 2007

MR. BOSTON TOTAL STUD!!!!


We're doing this one in the Celtic's green for you Boston!!!


My friend Boston is willingly being nice enough to give me a look behind the scenes with him after each episode so let's enter the mansion.....








Wow you really pulled ahead last night, nice lapdance. What did you think of Sister Patterson's saying she was ready to call you "son in law"

It was pretty funny that Sister Patterson liked me so much. I mean I knew I was one of her favorites, but I didn't realize she was already thinking about marriage!





Minus the editing what did Omarosa have to say to you about your presentation? What were you thinking when that crazy biatch turned around in the chair?

Honestly she didn't really have much to say to me, and I didn't know who she was at first cause I didn't watch the apprentice. one of the other guys filled me in





WTF was the deal with Pootie? Was he that crazy all the time?

I was so glad when Pootie left. We didn't know he was that crazy, but he was just an ass to everyone even before that. He loved doing the dishes (yes, we had to do the dishes), and if I or another guy tried to help him, he'd be like "get the fuck out of my kitchen." (wtf)





You and the other were cracking up when NY read T-WEED's credit report, what was going through your mind?

Honestly, I was just thinking how this is going to make great TV.





Did you believe he was worth 100 million?

No of course not. but all the other guys in the house believed him. and I was the only guy who thought he was going home





Oh shit Lee I almost forgot..What about Moms whispering .."you gave my daughter a lapdance...I'm gonna kill you..." Did you feel like that was your fall from grace.

No I knew it was just for TV, and she'd like me again in the next episode(hmmm some insight to next episode)



Last set of questions and I'll let you get back to your studliness.I know I've asked this question before but please indulge me....who from the show if anybody do you still keep in touch with? Did you check out Trendz song 4 Ny?Finally, Hilliary in 08? or Obama in 08?

Tango, Onix, Heat, a little bit with Rico and Twelve Pack. Heat lives a mile away from me now, so we hang out sometimes And I'm not really in to Rap music, so even though I'm sure Trendz is talented and all, I really don't care to listen to the song. And Obama is my man is 08 cause he's got the tall skinny thing going, like I do, and he's very charismatic, which I wish I was...


Get the fuck outta here Boston you are Mr. Charismatic..You've got that..that..."BOSTON CHARM"

POOTIE'S Problems.....

Hey Bitches! I decided to do a little mini~recap of ILNY episode 3 for anyone who cared enough to read it. Anywayz, the episode starts when a member of the sausage factory (Whiteboy) gets a phone call from home informing him that a child~hood friend has died. He almost immediately breaks down, going into a guilty sob~fest and covering his face with a towel. (Dude, everyone STILL knows you're crying under that thing!!) Anywayz, the guys are very genuine and sweet, and try to console him, saying the same old cliches such as "you know he's watching down on you right now" and "he's in a better place". But Bones, the sweet, innocent Christian of the house decides to do something about it, and takes the initiative to say a little prayer. Which helps a lot. Following this, Chamo sashays into the room wearing a very sharp 3~piece suit, and hands the guys a "new york note". Heat reads it aloud, and informs all the guys that New York "likes to spend mad cheddar" so she needs a guy who can "bring home the bacon." They must all compose a resume, business plan, and inform NY of their future goals. While the rest of the guys scatter off to use laptops and draw on posterboards, Whiteboy finds a quiet corner to sit in alone. New York eventually gets wind of the tragic accident, and seeks out Whiteboy to condole him. Placing him in "her bosom", as she said it, she told him that if he wasn't up for the challenge he didn't have to participate. Meanwhile, in the other room, minimal trouble arises when 12~Pack completes his chart, but forgets to tag it with his name. So Pootie snatches it, and actually will NOT let go of the poster as 12~Pack tries to grab it back. He eventually gives up, realizing how funny it will be when Pootie presents his market plan and doesn't have a clue in the slightest what the hell it all means. The guys are soon informed that it's time to go, so all of them suit up (save for Pootie, who insteads dons a red tank~top and khaki shorts) and roll out. Even Whiteboy decided to engage. Once the boys get where they're going,they learn that NY has enlisted a special guest. The ICE bitch Omarosa Mannigualt Stallsworth, diva contestant who lost "The apprentice". The boys are shocked and intimidated. I won't get into ALL their presentations, but the ones that are important are T~Weeds and Pooties. I also liked Real's idea of maintaining the Horse Ranch where he grew up. Awwwww.... Anywayz, T~Weed "informed" The tart tounged trio that his net worth was 100 Million. Sister P vowed that she would PERSONALLY look this up. Pootie addmitted that he was flat out broke. This information, coupled with his total lack of poise and organization caused New York, Omarosa, and her Mom to laugh louder than thunder. He left the room, emotional and embarrassed, throwing his poster on the floor and saying "he quit". All in all, Omarosa slaughtered those guys, embarassing them relentlessly. When it was all over, the guys ran to go check up on Pootie, who was, by this time, a nervous wreck. He was banging walls. He was shrieking and crying. And THEN he vaulted down the steps, which caused him to pass out. An ambulance was called, but as it turned out, Pootie was okay. Well, as okay as a crazy person CAN be. Later on, it was known that the man who did BEST in the challenge would win a date with New York, but that the worst person would get a date with moms. New York went on a helplessly mediocre date with T.Weed, as momma whisked Pootie away. As momma and Pootie dined, she (and the rest of the world) couldn't help but notice that dear Pootie was shaking like an etch~a~sketch. That being said, the moment She and Pootie returned to the house, Sister Patterson informed her daughter that Pootie was crazy, and therefore a danger to everyone in the house. But before New York could give him the boot, Pootie resigns from the competition without her having to intervene. So that was that. When it was time for the elimination, New York started out calling the guys' names as planned. But then when she got to TWeed, she pulled out a manilla folder that contained his TRUE credit report, telling the entire cast that not only was he NOT worth nearly 100 Mill, but that his last job was at a chicken joint. Totally embarrassed, she tells him he has to bounce, stating "Money doesn't have anything to do with a relationship. But LIARS is what I can't stand. That being said, He and Bones got the boot.

Friday, January 19, 2007

SAY IT LOUD, BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SHADE!!!

Well it looks like the very Trendy, is up in arms over comments Ms. New York made about him during the swimsuit competition. Now I can't lie I agree with Trendz on this one, there are still areas in our personal culture as Afro-Americans that we must come to terms with, and being "color struck" is a big one. There are many darker skinned brothers and sisters that are still to this day teased about the color of their skin. Wether they should be watching or not (yes it's the parents job to monitor), little boys and girls of all races are watching and for little dark skinned boys and girls to feel put down simply for the color of their skin and for little white boys and white girls to feel it is ok to repeat New Yorks sentiments are both equally wrong. Though the implication of the impact is on the young there are a whole lot of adults that suffer from self esteem issues related to the color of their skin.
While Sister Patterson may have falsely driven into New York's head that "she can pass for white"(directly from the clips) I gamble on saying that nobody other that someone who is color blind (literally) would agree with her. While New York is definitely no role model everyone in the industry must hold a certain level of accountability for their actions and misactions, their hurtful words and their implications, hell Mel Gibson and Michael Richards had to. I'm not saying is New York is comprable to Michael Richards(asshole), but do a little inward look sister, you didn't like the term "Nigrieta", but "..crispy nigga", and "black twizzler" are equally offensive. I'll get off my soap box now and let you see what Trendz had to say on myspace....

NEW YORK IS AN IDIOT
For calling me a crispy nigga and a black twizzler. First of all let me say that she did not offend me because no one can offend me or get me upset no matter what. I'm feeling good right now and tomorrow I will feel even better, but this chick is really stupid for what she did.4 or 5 million people tuned in to see her( a black woman) call a black man "Crispy" like that shit is funny or something. I'm just thinking about the little black kid sitting there watching TV, who might idolize New York and here her say something like that. That kid is going to think that there is something wrong with him/her because of their skin color. BEING BLACK(or whatever color you are) IS A BEAUTIFUL THING AND WHO EVER THINKS THERES SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT IT SHOULD EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE I DONT GET THE JOKE I'm fucking sexy as shit and talented as hell I dont even really need to tell y'all that but some people seem to forget. White people spend their hard earned money trying to look like me going to get tans in tanning salons and shit like that. So New York needs to check herself for real. Statements like that got me thinking that she dont love herself and how is she expecting some one to love her crazy ass if she doesnt love herselfThats all i got to say right nowI'm out-Trends/Trendz.

Being that Trendz works with children as I do we see and hear their pain about being taunted...people it really is time we put this color shit to bed, BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SHADE!!!!!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Girls in the ILNY house?

Hey Bitches! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Did you miss me? Well, I've been on a fabulous vacation and I'm very well rested. So since I've returned, I figured I'd come back with a reality (TV) shattering bang that will re-establish me as the queen of all media. I've composed yet another one of my illustrious conspiracy theories. While watching clips of ILNY, I noticed something very odd. Remeber that clip where NY shows tango her ass. "You ready to leave? Then leave this mutha*&^$##!" Yea, THAT clip. Well if you listen closely (like I always do) you can here Tango repeatedley saying "Did I invite HER here? I didn't invite her here." That means that @ some point, a female other than NY or Sister P will enter the ILNY Mansion., OR that Tango flirts with some chick @ another location. For clarification, I've added the season preview (below). Fast forward to about 1:27 and you'll hear it. Smooches bitches!

USHER is Fast and Furious?

Fine, community service ordered for speedy star Usher

By RICHARD L. ELDREDGE
The Atlanta Journal-ConstitutionPublished on: 01/17/2007

Gov. Sonny Perdue may have found an A-list celebrity spokesman for his new statewide crackdown on lead-foots: Alpharetta pop star Usher.
The singer and actor was found guilty of speeding Tuesday in a Bartow County courtroom. The charges stem from a July 4 incident when the singer was pulled over on I-75 in Bartow for traveling 103 miles per hour in a 70-mile-an-hour zone. Appearing before Probate Court Judge Mitchell Scoggins, the performer was fined $425 and given 20 hours of community service that he can perform closer to home in north Fulton.

On Wednesday, a representative for Scoggins told Buzz that the singer caused a bit of a stir when the MTV fixture turned up for his day in court. Even after the ruling, Usher, described as "one of the nicest people we've ever had in here," spent 30 minutes signing autographs for fans inside the courthouse.
County reps, meanwhile, denied reports that had initially surfaced Wednesday morning on Q100 that Scoggins had suspended the singer's license for six months. Buzz learned that no suspension of Usher's driving privileges occurred.
Court officials declined to release a copy of the original July 4 ticket to the press Wednesday because it contained personal information about the singer.
The singer's mother and manager Jonnetta Patton was unavailable for comment Wednesday. The singer's publicist, Simone Smalls at Susan Blond Inc. in New York, did not immediately return a call and an e-mail seeking comment.

*now I don't know how the hell this made the front news on the AJC.COM its not that damn serious so what he was speeding, but Usher boo I will tell you that fine was only that high cause of who you were trust me I know first hand *

High Schoolers STOMPING THE YARD

http://www.ajc.com/news/mplayer/features/6864

High School students at Berkmar High school in Atlanta, Ga. are Stomping the Yard, they feel the school step team is an outlet and a great extracurricular activity. I have see n the kids step and they are good take a look.

Diana Has yet to see DENA in DREAMGIRLS

*Diana Ross is all over the place this week plugging her new album of love songs, but the timing of its release couldn’t have been worse for the Motown legend.
Since its debut on Broadway in 1981, “Dreamgirls” and its story loosely based on her rise to fame with the Supremes has not been a favorite of the singer’s – to put it politely. With the film in theaters and earning awards left and right for its cast, it’s only natural that Ross would be asked to comment on the film during her mini press-tour.
"I haven't seen it. I think I've got to go and see it quickly,” she told Diane Sawyer this week on “Good Morning America.” “I've only heard what everyone has said, that it's very much my image and likeness. If I've had the opportunity to inspire any of these beautiful talented young people, then I'm excited about it. It's a privilege."
Thinking perhaps the film is too similar to her own story, Ross joked: "Maybe I should see it with my lawyer."
She said the same joke Tuesday night while promoting her album, “I Love You,” on CBS’ “Late Show with David Letterman.” Ross also announced that she will serve as a mentor on Fox’s “American Idol” this season (source: www.eurweb.com)