Bonjour, and welcome to "New York State of Mind", the ultimate fan site dedicated to the Queen Bitch. But not only will you find information about miss Tiffany Pollard, but I'll also post some other deliscious things of my own creation. Be sure to check every weekday. Anywayz, let's get started with a recap of the premiere episode of "I Love New York".
The story begins with the diva herself reminiscing about her turbulent past w/ the ever~disgusting William Dreyton, alias Flavor Flav. She says that after being ousted twice by his greasy ass, she's ready for a REAL man. (or 20, or course) Vh1's producers offered her a FABULOUS mansion, a BIG paycheck, and an infinite number of cameras to capture every moment of her quest for true love. She picks twenty men ( and in my opinion, only about 14 are worthy), and they arrive @ her mansion. The men are waiting outside anxiously as the door opens at a pace slower than that "Hottie" bitch from Season one of FOL. The guys are literally on their toes when.... PSYKE! They're greeted instead by Chamo, a man SO gay that he makes me look like Rambo by comparison. In shock, several of the gus turn away to "leave", until Chamo flambouyantly explains that he is there to take them to see "Meez Niew Jork". As her personal stylist/assistant, Chamo escorts the guys inside. New York saunters downstairs in a smouldering neon pink number, and the guys cat~call and whistle before being told that they can "do whatever the HELL they want" because they are "In NEW YORK'S house now." They choose rooms and meet back downstairs in the Great Room. New York lines them up like the he~bitches they are, and then drops a bomb on all of them. She tell them that her evil, derranged mother, sister Patterson, will be in the house and on the show. Kamal (who happens to be my FAVORITE guy in the house) exclaims "oh to the HELL no." Sister P storms into the room, eyeballing each guy in turn before taking her seat. The naming ceremony begins. There are some VERY interesting guys in the house. Including a guy (Romance) who cried over the loss of his dog and claims he will treat New York just like he used to treat his teacup yorkie. Oooookay. Anywayz, Tango(Hot), Romance, Ace, T.Weed, Chance (Kamal, who is gourgeous), Real, Wood (fine), Mr.Boston, T~money, Bones, Token, T~bone (fatty), Pootie (cutie), Onyx, Jersey, Whiteboy, Rico, 12~pack(sexxi), Heat, and Trendz were christened and handed a giant dog tag, courtesy of Chamo, after being verbally assaulted by sister Patterson. Then New York throws a mixer that makes the one Flav threw look like an English Tea Party. Drama ensues after nerdy Mr. Boston cut's off one~on~one time between New York and Chance, the charming thug. Chance blows up, starting an argument with Mr. Boston until Real (whose name is Ahmad, and he happens to be Chances' blood brother) breaks it up. Meanwhile, Sister Patterson is harrassing several of the guys by asking them if they're gay. "Absoulutely not." Says 12~pack. "I don't roll that way." Wood exclaims. "What do you MEAN how do I know I'm not gay?" Rico asks. New York then moves to the pool area, where 12~pack does an impressive (and half naked) dive. He invites New York in, but she decilines, not wanting to ruin her $1000 Indian weave. "I'll look like a broom in the morning" She says. She instead scoots to the back lawn, where Rico decides to give her the pet name "Ma niguerita", which makes New York jump the gun and assume she just got called a nigg. Only a few yards away, Sister P. blows newport smoke into Chance's face when he tries to be friendly to her. Totally toasted, Chance goes into a drunken banter that Ms. Patterson obliges him in. "Don't NOBODY blow smoke in my face!" He shouts. "I'm a L.A. Stallionaire!" Sister Patterson walks away from him shrieking "You are Freakin' OUT of here!" She goes off to find Tiffany and order her to send Chance Packing. One of the last men New York talked to before eliminations was Wood, who admitted being on 4 prior reality shows. (FOR SHAME!)
At the end of the ceremony, Tiffany dons a shimmering gold dress, and rocks the HELL out of it, I might add. The results of the elimination send momma on a tyrade. Chance was the final name called. "Are you out of your MIND?" She shreiks. Regardless, New York couldn't shake her feelings for Chance, and decides to send Wood, Jersey, Ace, T~money, and T~bone home instead. After all THAT, I leave you with a clip of what's to come.....
The story begins with the diva herself reminiscing about her turbulent past w/ the ever~disgusting William Dreyton, alias Flavor Flav. She says that after being ousted twice by his greasy ass, she's ready for a REAL man. (or 20, or course) Vh1's producers offered her a FABULOUS mansion, a BIG paycheck, and an infinite number of cameras to capture every moment of her quest for true love. She picks twenty men ( and in my opinion, only about 14 are worthy), and they arrive @ her mansion. The men are waiting outside anxiously as the door opens at a pace slower than that "Hottie" bitch from Season one of FOL. The guys are literally on their toes when.... PSYKE! They're greeted instead by Chamo, a man SO gay that he makes me look like Rambo by comparison. In shock, several of the gus turn away to "leave", until Chamo flambouyantly explains that he is there to take them to see "Meez Niew Jork". As her personal stylist/assistant, Chamo escorts the guys inside. New York saunters downstairs in a smouldering neon pink number, and the guys cat~call and whistle before being told that they can "do whatever the HELL they want" because they are "In NEW YORK'S house now." They choose rooms and meet back downstairs in the Great Room. New York lines them up like the he~bitches they are, and then drops a bomb on all of them. She tell them that her evil, derranged mother, sister Patterson, will be in the house and on the show. Kamal (who happens to be my FAVORITE guy in the house) exclaims "oh to the HELL no." Sister P storms into the room, eyeballing each guy in turn before taking her seat. The naming ceremony begins. There are some VERY interesting guys in the house. Including a guy (Romance) who cried over the loss of his dog and claims he will treat New York just like he used to treat his teacup yorkie. Oooookay. Anywayz, Tango(Hot), Romance, Ace, T.Weed, Chance (Kamal, who is gourgeous), Real, Wood (fine), Mr.Boston, T~money, Bones, Token, T~bone (fatty), Pootie (cutie), Onyx, Jersey, Whiteboy, Rico, 12~pack(sexxi), Heat, and Trendz were christened and handed a giant dog tag, courtesy of Chamo, after being verbally assaulted by sister Patterson. Then New York throws a mixer that makes the one Flav threw look like an English Tea Party. Drama ensues after nerdy Mr. Boston cut's off one~on~one time between New York and Chance, the charming thug. Chance blows up, starting an argument with Mr. Boston until Real (whose name is Ahmad, and he happens to be Chances' blood brother) breaks it up. Meanwhile, Sister Patterson is harrassing several of the guys by asking them if they're gay. "Absoulutely not." Says 12~pack. "I don't roll that way." Wood exclaims. "What do you MEAN how do I know I'm not gay?" Rico asks. New York then moves to the pool area, where 12~pack does an impressive (and half naked) dive. He invites New York in, but she decilines, not wanting to ruin her $1000 Indian weave. "I'll look like a broom in the morning" She says. She instead scoots to the back lawn, where Rico decides to give her the pet name "Ma niguerita", which makes New York jump the gun and assume she just got called a nigg. Only a few yards away, Sister P. blows newport smoke into Chance's face when he tries to be friendly to her. Totally toasted, Chance goes into a drunken banter that Ms. Patterson obliges him in. "Don't NOBODY blow smoke in my face!" He shouts. "I'm a L.A. Stallionaire!" Sister Patterson walks away from him shrieking "You are Freakin' OUT of here!" She goes off to find Tiffany and order her to send Chance Packing. One of the last men New York talked to before eliminations was Wood, who admitted being on 4 prior reality shows. (FOR SHAME!)
At the end of the ceremony, Tiffany dons a shimmering gold dress, and rocks the HELL out of it, I might add. The results of the elimination send momma on a tyrade. Chance was the final name called. "Are you out of your MIND?" She shreiks. Regardless, New York couldn't shake her feelings for Chance, and decides to send Wood, Jersey, Ace, T~money, and T~bone home instead. After all THAT, I leave you with a clip of what's to come.....
