POOTIE'S Problems.....

Hey Bitches! I decided to do a little mini~recap of ILNY episode 3 for anyone who cared enough to read it. Anywayz, the episode starts when a member of the sausage factory (Whiteboy) gets a phone call from home informing him that a child~hood friend has died. He almost immediately breaks down, going into a guilty sob~fest and covering his face with a towel. (Dude, everyone STILL knows you're crying under that thing!!) Anywayz, the guys are very genuine and sweet, and try to console him, saying the same old cliches such as "you know he's watching down on you right now" and "he's in a better place". But Bones, the sweet, innocent Christian of the house decides to do something about it, and takes the initiative to say a little prayer. Which helps a lot. Following this, Chamo sashays into the room wearing a very sharp 3~piece suit, and hands the guys a "new york note". Heat reads it aloud, and informs all the guys that New York "likes to spend mad cheddar" so she needs a guy who can "bring home the bacon." They must all compose a resume, business plan, and inform NY of their future goals. While the rest of the guys scatter off to use laptops and draw on posterboards, Whiteboy finds a quiet corner to sit in alone. New York eventually gets wind of the tragic accident, and seeks out Whiteboy to condole him. Placing him in "her bosom", as she said it, she told him that if he wasn't up for the challenge he didn't have to participate. Meanwhile, in the other room, minimal trouble arises when 12~Pack completes his chart, but forgets to tag it with his name. So Pootie snatches it, and actually will NOT let go of the poster as 12~Pack tries to grab it back. He eventually gives up, realizing how funny it will be when Pootie presents his market plan and doesn't have a clue in the slightest what the hell it all means. The guys are soon informed that it's time to go, so all of them suit up (save for Pootie, who insteads dons a red tank~top and khaki shorts) and roll out. Even Whiteboy decided to engage. Once the boys get where they're going,they learn that NY has enlisted a special guest. The ICE bitch Omarosa Mannigualt Stallsworth, diva contestant who lost "The apprentice". The boys are shocked and intimidated. I won't get into ALL their presentations, but the ones that are important are T~Weeds and Pooties. I also liked Real's idea of maintaining the Horse Ranch where he grew up. Awwwww.... Anywayz, T~Weed "informed" The tart tounged trio that his net worth was 100 Million. Sister P vowed that she would PERSONALLY look this up. Pootie addmitted that he was flat out broke. This information, coupled with his total lack of poise and organization caused New York, Omarosa, and her Mom to laugh louder than thunder. He left the room, emotional and embarrassed, throwing his poster on the floor and saying "he quit". All in all, Omarosa slaughtered those guys, embarassing them relentlessly. When it was all over, the guys ran to go check up on Pootie, who was, by this time, a nervous wreck. He was banging walls. He was shrieking and crying. And THEN he vaulted down the steps, which caused him to pass out. An ambulance was called, but as it turned out, Pootie was okay. Well, as okay as a crazy person CAN be. Later on, it was known that the man who did BEST in the challenge would win a date with New York, but that the worst person would get a date with moms. New York went on a helplessly mediocre date with T.Weed, as momma whisked Pootie away. As momma and Pootie dined, she (and the rest of the world) couldn't help but notice that dear Pootie was shaking like an etch~a~sketch. That being said, the moment She and Pootie returned to the house, Sister Patterson informed her daughter that Pootie was crazy, and therefore a danger to everyone in the house. But before New York could give him the boot, Pootie resigns from the competition without her having to intervene. So that was that. When it was time for the elimination, New York started out calling the guys' names as planned. But then when she got to TWeed, she pulled out a manilla folder that contained his TRUE credit report, telling the entire cast that not only was he NOT worth nearly 100 Mill, but that his last job was at a chicken joint. Totally embarrassed, she tells him he has to bounce, stating "Money doesn't have anything to do with a relationship. But LIARS is what I can't stand. That being said, He and Bones got the boot.