Happy Monday, bitches! How was your weekend? Mine was deliscious. But Monday's are totally grotesque, aren't they? Not to worry. I, Fashionista, Total Bitch, and the TRUE Queen of all media, am here to help you get the least out of your Monday. I present to you ~*~Irresistable Deliscious'~*~ top ten websites to help you kill time @ the desk. Enjoy, you lazy whore.
10. Love Calculator.com--- just add the names of you and your biggest crush, and the Love Calculator will figure out your compatibility, down to the percent.
10. Love Calculator.com--- just add the names of you and your biggest crush, and the Love Calculator will figure out your compatibility, down to the percent.
9. Deathclock.com---- A gothic's best friend. This site has ultimate fear factor. Supposedly, if you enter in a little info about yourself, the death clock will tell you EXACTLY when you die. Check it out. Unless, of course, you're SCARED.
8. Hot or not.com---- people from all over upload pictures for you to rate them, on a scale of one-to-ten. You can even upload photos of yourself if you're confident.
7. Uglypeople.com--- the total reverse of "hotornot.com". This site has hundreds of photos of the grungiest, fugliest bitches you've ever seen. It's great for a laugh.
6. Caramelscream.blogspot.com---- because you can't get a fucking 'nuff of me. My best friends and I (Love ya Wysdom and Tish) composed this alluring saga of two mafia bellas and their "gifted" cousin. Be sure to read from bottom to top. It's totally addictive.
5. Createbands.com--- self~explanatory. Name and assemble your own rock band from scratch, and hear them play for you.
4. Nickelodeon.com--- my juvenile joy. This is one of my guiltier pleasures, but it's totally full of mindless games and coloring pages.
3. Myspaceproxy1.com--- For all my naughty bitches. Where there's a will, there's a way... and this proxy site will slide you into Myspace, or any other website that's blocked from your school or job.
2.Funnyjunk.com--- Basically..... it's funny junk. Millions of hilarious pictures and video clips that I PROMISE will keep you from being productive.
1.bored.com--- the ULTIMATE time waster. There's a gigantic list of sites to visit when you're bored as hell.
And that about wraps it up. Oh yea, and don't forget to set your Tivo for "I Love New York", bitch.
Smooches!!!!!
